slut4russia:

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i made ivan and i in picrewheheheheh

too bad it didn’t let me pick a nose shape, our huge honkers have been reduced to straight noses 💔

missmeinyourbones:

aot characters x icks! (pt 2)

here are some more icky headcanons for the aot characters! i am so so happy you all enjoyed pt 1 so much :) i added more characters to this one based on ur guys requests so i hope you enjoy and dont hate me after this lol. jjk version here

eren:

  • eats his eggs with ketchup like a literal delinquent. like completely submerges them in it. you guys go out to breakfast and he’s like wanna share? and ur like 🙄 FUCK NO!!! also pours ketchup ON the fries and not NEXT to them when you guys share
  • asks “who is that” every single time you say hello to someone. he’s like a 5 year old and ur his mother. he does it as soon as you pass them too, he literally cannot contain himself at the fact that you know people who are not him. “who was that?” “someone from my chemistry lab” “…who is she?” “the barista from the coffee shop downtown” 
  • he watches you play games on ur phone from over ur shoulder and then gets mad when you lose or “make a bad move” ??? you tell him to download the game on his phone if he’s so interested in it and he’s like nah but the second you open candy crush he’s like 🕵️‍♂️ baby switch out the red and green one

mikasa:

  • when she eats with a fork, she scrapes the fuck out of the metal with her teeth :/ she doesn’t even realize she’s doing it but you can hear her teeth against the metal with every single bite she takes. please get that checked out at the dentist babes
  • is a disney adult. i’m sorry but she is. jokes about having “peter pan syndrome” and that she’s just a kid at heart <3 probably has like 60 different pairs of mickey ears and gets mad when little kids cry at disney world like it isn’t meant for them and she’s the one out of line???
  • doesn’t have separate music playlists. she just has one playlist with every song she’s ever liked on it. theres like 1000+ songs on it. she puts it on for every single occasion shes on aux: in the car, at a party, cleaning around the house. its on while you guys are having sex and then Old Town Road comes on :/

armin:

  • refuses to download tik tok because he thinks he will get too addicted, but watches tik toks through instagram reels??? as if thats any different??? AND it’s always trends or videos that are months old too, like he shows you a video that was popular so long ago and you have to smile and nod while you watch it and pretend you havent seen it
  • also sends you cringey pinterest couples with his whole entire chest. he will send you those cheesy couple posts from 2012 tumblr and be like baby this is us!!! and you have to be like NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT.
  • hes such a picky eater :/ like every time he goes out its either chicken fingers or pasta w butter (which is delicious but besides the point). he has a specific answer for why he hates every single food (even if he’s never tried it???) hes like “mushrooms are a literal fungus why would i eat that” or “yogurt has live bacteria in it, ill pass” armin. just grow up. 

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ARMIN LMAO😭😭😭

armin just like me fr the fungus one i’ve literally said that word for word 😭 also mikasa and her music litch rally me do NOT give me the aux


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